News In Brief:

EC Students Start Cramming for Friendships(HBS) EC students on campus started cramming for friendships last week, just like they crammed for finals in college. According to the EC student Hal Kernan, “Once I realized there were only four weeks left of school, I started emailing all the people I’ve tangentially known over the past two… Continue reading News In Brief:

H-BS Byline

H-BS is a parody news section of Harbus Humor. Maria Wich-Vila (NE) wrote the Schizophrenic Job Search piece and the Myth headline, and Marc Teillon (OF) wrote the rest. For all who’ve inquired, Marc Teillon wears boxers, not briefs.

H-BS Takes Week Off. Rioting Ensues

(Gallatin Hall Basement) Hordes of angry students ran rampant Tuesday, breaking windows across the HBS campus, tipping cars on North Harvard Street, and taking loudly in the Spangler Den. The rioting started after students discovered that Marc Teillon had taken a week off from putting together the H-BS Section to “catch up on scratching [his]… Continue reading H-BS Takes Week Off. Rioting Ensues

Harbus Humor

Do you think you are funny? Do you enjoy writing? If so, have I got a deal for you. The Harbus humor section (read: “Me.”) is looking for contributors for both its regular section as well as the HarHarBus, our one-page “Onion”-esque satirical news page. Also, we are looking for an RC assistant editor to… Continue reading Harbus Humor

No Respect!

Harbus Humor is the Rodney Dangerfield of the editorial room.Around the end of October Harbus Humor got the feeling that the Harbus editorial team wasn’t taking him seriously. Actually, Harbus Humor always had that feeling. Sure Harbus Humor complained whenever editorial meetings ran over, but one has to realize that Harbus Humor seeing the battle… Continue reading No Respect!

The Morning Laughter

A pastor, a doctor and an HBS student were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The HBS student fumed, “What’s with these guys? We’ve been waiting to tee off for over 15 minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The pastor said, “Hey, here… Continue reading The Morning Laughter

Welcome from the Humor Editor

Humor isn’t easy. I have just reached this conclusion as I blankly stare at the unforgiving blinking of my HP computer cursor. How can I best introduce the new Harbus Humor section? That damn cursor mocks me. Dude, I should have asked for a Dell. It wouldn’t have changed the cursor taunting much, but at… Continue reading Welcome from the Humor Editor