Has perfected the art of the confident, all-knowing hand raise
Wears dark thick-rimmed glasses to up my scholarly intellectual factor
Enjoys doodling interpretative drawings of my seatmatesMy CPD Self
Irons everything
Starts every sentence with “Back when I was in consulting…”
Has sweaty palms and a floppy handshake (so my Career Coach tells me)My Spanger Grille Self
Always pre-orders a sushi roll
Avoids eye contact and walks with intention if I can’t find anyone I know
Makes the most of frozen yogurt FridaysMy Instagram Self
Drinks, dances, and dinner parties Monday through Thursday
Travels to exotic islands (with + without Zika) and puts together a mean cheese platter
Repeats weekly and loves any excuse to #tbt #yolo #blessed #lifeathbsMy Cape Cod Self
Owns Vineyard Vines boxers -- a stamp of a true New Englander
Eats lobster for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Gets sunburnt after a long day at the beachMy Iceland Self
Dramatically looks out upon scenic volcanic waterfall desert rainforest landscapes
Spontaneously laughs while soaking in the Blue Lagoon
Wears a Canada Goose and L.L. Bean boots everywhereMy Tinder Self
Is looking for a fling
Sets my location radius to <1 mile (great for snowy winters)
Pretends to have game with flirty text messages (that take 15+ minutes to craft)My In-Person Dating Self
Is looking for something serious
Is awkward and nervous no matter how hard I try to play off as cool
Wants someone whose smile makes me smile and laugh makes me laughWe’re all full of jigsaw pieces-- just have to figure out how to put the puzzle together. Kit Robbins is part of Section Z, the best-looking, most politically correct and inclusive section at HBS. Aside from sitting in Spangler drinking coffee and pretending to read cases, Kit does pretty much nothing at HBS. When it’s cold out, you can find Kit wearing flip-flops in the tunnels and stealing/enjoying Chex mix and M&M’s from the i-Lab.
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