Canadian Club to Acquire Texas Club in Landmark Deal Amid Controversy 

Relations between the two clubs turned hostile when it was revealed that the newly combined entity would be named the “Greater Canada Club”. Keir Sullivan, Contributor River Ewing, Contributor The merger talks originated when Canadian Club leadership began exploring potential avenues to grow its membership base. Organic growth of membership had flatlined and with increasing… Continue reading Canadian Club to Acquire Texas Club in Landmark Deal Amid Controversy 

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