Alex Godden is Away

Due to the idiosyncrasies of the EC calendar, Alex Godden is not available to write for this issue of the Harbus. Rest assured that she shall return in the next issue, refreshed and rested after a week in her hometown of London, England where she is moonlighting as an undercover reporter investigating last weeks startling revelation by JK Rowling that Professor Dumbledore is gay. She will be in constant communication with one of the Presidents of the HBS LGBT organization to try and arrange a visit from him as a guest speaker during the Winter semester.

Alex will also be keeping an eye on the mysterious individual known only as ‘Eric Peterson’ who is currently on the run from a rogue group of vigilante TOM faculty, and may also find time to research a few more British and European stereotypes to mention in future articles.