What are Section J’ers resolving to do this term? Here are a few interesting resolutions:
Dan G: Don’t let any axes go unlabelled.
Bobby: Find a new multiple-“8 x EBITDAR” is so…last semester.
Yasu: Quit fighting with Farid for air time-remember, this isn’t the “Yasu Show.”
Bong: Start the HBS chapter of NAPSLA (the North American Professor-Student Love Association).
“Average Joe” Park: Deliver lots of Snapple and Ben and Jerry’s to section J (wearing an orange uniform, preferably).
Reina: Match Dan one-for-one on total bathroom visits.
Farid: Get Paul Oakenfold to headline next all-night party in Gallatin B3-2.
Ralf: Rub-in choice sky deck position at least twice daily.
Tamara and Athelstan: Vigilantly defend proper name pronunciation.
Seth Ure: Find a way to relate genomics to home building.
Francois: Do something humiliating with the stolen German flag-after all, the French were way too lenient after WWI.
BDR: Play strip Finance…alone.
DeVolder: Say smart things, scratch neck vigorously.
Talbott: IPO at least one of Divya’s portfolio companies.
Catherine: Focus on the positive aspects of life on the worm deck (e.g., interesting view of sectionmates’ nostrils).
Farid #2: Let cell phone ring, pretend it’s Ranwa’s.
Micah: Offer at least two Dell references for each of Ash’s comments about software.
Mishev: Chizill with the hizzomies on the warning trizzack.
Sumi: Attend more Friday morning classes than Sophia.
Sarah: Keep making Section J smile!