Killington, Saturday April 6th. Family skiers on Killington’s Rams Head Mountain were shocked to see eight International Men of Mystery sweep past, en route to a secret Killington location to celebrate the birthdays of Neil Edwards and Mark Newman.
To the tune of motivational songs such as “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot”, “God Save the Queen” and “Happy Birthday to You”, the eight posed briefly for a picture atop the Rams Head Express Quad before wowing the maidens on the slopes with their skiing and boarding prowess.
North Americans Ken Grahame and Bed Mednick, and Finn Mika Malin, denied that their participation in such a blatant display of British panache was inappropriate. Their opinions were neatly summed up by Killington lift operator Tom: “These Brits just have so much style.”